Miscellaneous things I've learned from Star Trek

• Time travel is not a good idea and never turns out the way you planned.
• When handling a syringe on a star ship while there is space-time turbulence occurring, always walk with the needle downwards or you might wipe out the world as we know it.
• Time travel is not a good idea, especially when you've accidentally injected yourself with an extreme dose of stimulants.
  
• Sexy green aliens are not always good intentioned.
• When you are figuring out a problem, lighting only your dreamy, blue eyes helps you think more clearly.
• Romantic relationships just don't work out for starship captains unless you are Vulcan...and Vulcans could not be romantic, Vulcans bond. What do you take them for, Romulans?? Well, we won't go into that.
• Do not meddle in the business of interdimensional, omnipotent beings. Shape shifting beings are another story.
• If you are a new ensign on an away mission, you are expendable.
• If you see fog, blacklight effects, or trippy, spinning graphics, you may be time-traveling or visiting another dimension, see above...
• Radiation exposure is bad, unless it is metaphasic radiation
• If you are being attacked or if you are in a tight spot just remodulate your field harmonics or deflector shield.
• If someone brings a tribble onboard, beam it into space.
• While attempting to seduce a human, don't have your spinal chord and head descend into your body in front of him...it never works out.

These are just a few of the leasons learned. If you have any others please do leave a comment.