Cramped and Tenderized

Well, three weeks left and I am feeling a little pulverized in the tum. I imagine Theo, in turn, is a bit cramped. He's making it known that he wants out, but he hasn't found the correct exit as of yet. Soon it will be clear and when that happens I am sure Grandmas Vest and Brost will spread the word. We will be doing the deed at St. Vincent Women's Hospital and all information will be disseminated through intermediaries (see above) until I am somewhat recovered from the ordeal. Derek and I are well stocked in most baby things, so if you really wish to give a gift for the event I would love anything from the following list: massage collection (the hospital has an in-house service available), house cleaning volunteers, meals, restaurant gift certificates, or chefs who are willing to cook from our own full stocks, Theo holders so parents can nap, and did I mention a massage collection??? I get a half an hour free after delivery, but that can be extended with donations. I will post the info on how to do that shortly. Anyway, I hope my next post will be pictures of baby, Derek, & me (exhausted).