alien baby is out of control. it seems that he has sharp pains due to teeth on the verge of rupturing his upper gums. this has led to crying, lack of appetite, drooling, odd behavior in general, and most urgently a certain change in sleeping habits which his caretakers have not appreciated. he also has learned to stand up with no supports and take a few steps. it may be that he has the desire to take over the bridge and has adapted his abilities just for this reason. i have enacted red alert and am sending out a distress signal to anyone in the nearby systems. when this message is received i fear that my vessel will have been compromised.
juliana out...
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